It’s funny coz it’s true

by aditimittal

Niharika has long since earned the reputation for being the purveyor of crappy forwards via text message.  The kind that you think are being written by a guy in a red shirt, yellow pants and one long coke nail, who stands by the side of taxis checking himself out in the rear view mirror occasionally pulling out his fine tooth pocket comb in order to calm the fly aways in his coconut oil soaked hair.  (see image). She has not let long distance text message costs deter her from sending me gems like the one I received last night (that woke me up at 3:00 a.m I would like to add.)

“Democratic difference between India and the US. In the US you can kiss in public but you can’t shit in public. In the India you can shit in public but you can’t kiss in public.”

Most of Niharikas forwards seem to have been punched into a cell phone by the grimy fingers of a guy who looks like this

Most of Niharika's forwards seem to have been punched into a cell phone by the grimy fingers of a guy who looks like this

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